This blog will one day be known world-wide, and that's a fact. As a CS player, I know that there's nothing more awesome than getting headshots, owning noobs, and being leet as fuck - but I realized one day, maybe not everyone understands the importance of these three pleasures. "Noobs know it," I thought "teh pro also know it," but what about the people who are neither noob nor pro? Hopefully, you are among one of the unenlightened, as it would mean that my blog is reaching the right people. My teachings will benefit you in ways you do not truely understand, and they will do this through explaining to you the pleasure of headshots, owning, and being leet.
I will do this by detailing stories of my spectacular CS wins, my graceful losses, and the disconnects and retries of those with a score not worthy of their $3,000 computers. Fucking idiots.
